每日一笑（12.4）
The First president
A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions, but the student couldn't answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy questions so that he could get a few right.
"What was Bunker Hill?"she said.
The student thought for some time and then answered, "An airport?"
"No, it was a battle," the teacher said, she was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it.Then she asked, "Who was the first president of the United States?"
The student thought for a long time, but didn't say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted, "George Washington!"
The student got up and began to walk towards his seat.
"Come back!" the teacher said. "I didn't tell you to go."
"Oh, I'm sorry," the student said. "I thought you called the next student."
第一位總統
老師向一位學生提出很多問題，可是這位學生卻一問三不知。
老師只好換一些極其簡單的問題，這樣學生也許能答對幾個題。
“邦克山是什么？”老師問。
學生想了一會兒，然后答道：“飛機場。”
“不對，那是一場戰役，”老師說，她有些惱火了，但還是努
力克制著不流露出來，接著她又問道，“誰是美國第一位總統？”
學生想了許多，可還是一語不發。
老師終于怒不可遏，大聲喊道，“喬治華盛頓！”
學生站起來開始朝自己座位走去。
“回來”老師說，“我沒讓你離開?！?
“噢，真抱歉，”學生說?！拔疫€以為您在叫下一位學生呢?！?
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