英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Over reacted 過分緊張（中英雙語）
60.Over reacted
60.過分緊張
My little girl loves animals，but one day she was bitten by a small field mouse she'd found. She carried it home in her pocket and told me what happened. Worried about rabies，I called our town humane society and was told that the animal would have to be examined, and they'd send someone for it.
我的小女兒喜歡動物。但有一天，她被一只她找到的小田鼠咬了一口。她把那小動物放在口袋里帶了回來，并把所發生的一切都告訴了我。由于害怕她被傳染上鼠痊，我給鎮上的私區醫院打了電話。他們告訴我這個小動物應被檢查一下，還說他們會派人去把它取走。
When the humane-society truck pulled up，a big man got out，put on a pair of gauntlets and took a capture stick and a big cage from the back of the truck. Trying not to laugh, I handed him a small shoe box containing the mouse.
社區醫院的卡車停在了我家門口，一個大個子下了車，他戴上了防護手套，從車的后箱里取出一根棍子和一個籠子。我
盡量克制自己不笑出來，把那裝有小田鼠的杜盒子遞給了他。
"Lady，"he said，seeing my expression, "they only told me it was a wild animal. "
“太太，”當他看到我的表情時他說，“他們只告訴我說是好生動物。”
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