Computer Joke(21)
CHICAGO CUBS VIRUS：Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in the reviews，but you still love it.
AT&T VIRUS：Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI VIRUS：Every three minutes it reminds you that you‘re paying too much for the AT&T virus.
PBS VIRUS：Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.
ELVIS VIRUS：Your computer gets fat，slow and lazy，then self destructs；only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.
PAUL REVERE VIRUS：This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack――once if by LAN，twice if by C：>
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