Whose Dog Was the Smartest

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Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man， an engineer， called to his dog， "T Square， show your stuff. " The dog trotted over to a desk， pulled out a paper and pencil， and drew a perfect triangle. The next guy， an accountant， called to his dog， "Slide Rule， go ahead. " The dog went to the kitchen， nibbled opened a bag of cookies and divided the contents into four equal piles. The next man， a chemist， beckoned his dog， Beaker， to show what he could do. The dog went to the fridge， took out a quart of milk and poured out exactly eighty ounces into a measuring cup. The last man was a government worker. "Coffee Break，" he hollered to his dog， "go to it. " With that， the dog jumped to his feet， soiled the paper， ate the cookies and drank the milk.

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