英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Care 關(guān)心（中英雙語）
61.Care
61.關(guān)心
A customer at my teller's window was grumbling about the low interest rate on his savings account. He finally said he was just going to take all his money out of the bank，dig a hole in his back yard and bury it.
一位顧客站在我的出納窗口前，埋怨存錢的利率太低。最后，他說他妥把所有的錢從銀行里取出來，在自家后院挖個(gè)坑，把錢理了。
The teller next to rne leaned over. "Sir，I couldn't help overhearing. Tell me, what is your address?".
隔壁窗口的出納員探過身來說:“先生，我實(shí)在不怒愉聽，但還是聽到了，告訴我，您住在什么地才?”
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