英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Surprise 異奇!（中英雙語）
62.Surprise
62.異奇!
My first waitressing job was in a coffee shop. We featured a lunch special called "Tuna Salad Surprise"，a tuna sandwich served with soup and chips. When our sandwich maker didn't show up for work one hectic Saturday，we had to prepare our own sandwiches.
我做招待工作始于咖啡店。我們有道午餐特餐叫“金槍魚沙拉異奇”。這個套餐實際上就是把金槍魚三明治、湯、薯條技在一起吃.一個例霉竹星期六，我們那做特餐三明治的
廚師沒來上班，我們只好自己準備三明治。
A man sat down and ordered the special. I raced to the sandwich board，prepared the order，poured his coffee and rushed to the next customer. Later，as I delivered his check,he noted politely that he had never. eaten a potato-salad sandwich before. Horrified at my mistake，I asked，”Why didn't you tell me it was potato salad instead of tuna?"
一位男食客坐下來，要了這道特餐。我跑到了三明治拒臺，替他準備好了套餐，又給他倒了一杯咖啡，就開始招待下一位食容。不久，我把帳單遞給了要特餐的食客.他很禮
貌地說，他從沒吃過土豆沙拉三明治。這時我才意識到我把三明治弄錯了，我真有點害怕了。我問他:“你為什么不早告訴我特餐是土豆沙拉而不是金槍魚沙拉呢?”
"I thought that was the surprise.”
“我還以為那就是所謂的異奇呢.
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