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        英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:Travel restriction “走不動了”(中英雙語)

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        63.Travel restriction

        63.“走不動了”

        Out-of-state friends of ours recently inherited several pieces of real estate which, unfortunately, are producing more taxes than income. When my wife invited thenn for a visit,back carne the response:"You know we'd love it. But right now we're just too property-stricken to go anywhere."

        我們外州的朋友最近繼承了幾塊地產。不幸的是幾塊地產給他們的不是收入,而是稅款。我妻子邀請他們來玩的時候,他們說:“你知道我們是很樂意去的。但是,我們現在讓對產壓得哪兒也去不了了。”

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