那我要怎樣才能升天堂呢
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?"I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
"No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church everyday, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven？"
Again, the answer was"No!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out: "You gotta be dead！"
“如果我把房子和車賣了，在車庫舉行義賣，并把所有的錢給窮人，我能進天堂嗎？”我問主日學校(教堂在周日開設的兒童宗教班級)的孩子。
孩子們齊聲回答：“不能！”
“那如果我每天都打掃教堂，給院子的草坪割草，并且把東西都收拾得干凈整潔，我會上天堂嗎？”
回答還是：“不能！”
“好吧，”我繼續問，“那我要怎樣才能升天堂呢？”
一個五歲的男孩兒叫道：“你得死了才行！”
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