大腦袋孩子--雙語幽默笑話
"all the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "they say i have a big head."
“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”
"don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "you have a beautiful head. now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”
"where's the shopping bag?"
“購物袋在哪？”
"i haven't got one, use your hat."
“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
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