Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
計劃你的將來
“你是怎么計劃你的將來的？”
“我變成一個富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經驗。”
“那有什么用？”
“現在他有經驗了，我有錢。”
NOTE：
help 促進；助長
Trade helps the development of industry.
貿易促進工業的發展。
It won't help you to cry.
你哭也沒有用。
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