Columbus's Telephone Number

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　　Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451――1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?

　　Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbus's telephone number.

　　哥倫布的電話號碼

　　小瑪麗：我在歷史書中發(fā)現(xiàn)，克里斯托。哥倫布這個(gè)名字后老是有(1451-1560)著幾個(gè)數(shù)字，老師，請您給解釋一下好嗎？

　　小羅斯：老師，我能告訴她。那是哥倫布的電話號碼。

　　NOTE:

　　Would you please…/would you like to do…英美人經(jīng)常用的表示希望別人做某事的句型。而不常用I hope…

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