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          Two men were talking at the office rest room. One was telling the other about a fight he had with his wife.“ In the end,” he said, “ I had her begging on her knees.”

          “What did she say?” asked the coworker.

          “She told me to come out from under the bed.”

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          兩個男士正在他們的辦公室里談論一些事情。一個說起了他和他妻子的打架,他說:“最后,我讓她跪到了地上乞求。”

          “她說什么?”他的同事問。

          她對我說:“出來,從床底下給我出來!”

          NOTE

          beg on one's knees 跪到了地上乞求

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