爆笑英語幽默笑話精61:A Math Professor數學教授（英漢雙語笑話）
61.A Math Professor
61.數學教授
A math professor has just been knocked down by a speeding car. A police officer rushed over and asked，"Were you able to get the license number of the vehicle that hit you，sir?”
一位數學教授被一倆時速很快的車撞倒了。警察跑過去問:“先生，您能說出撞您的那輛車的車牌號碼嗎?”
The professor replied，"Well，not exactly，but I do recall that if the number was multiplied by itself，then divided by three，the square root of the answer would turn out to be the original number with the integers reversed.”
教授回答:“嗯，我說不準，可是我記得，如果將號碼自乘，再除以三，然后開方，則平方根正好同原數的次序顛倒過來。”
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