賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(5)：完美解決之道(雙語)
unit 5 the perfect solution 完美解決之道
president shrub was flying over the u.s. with his staff. suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration: “you know, i think i’ll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy.”
史拉伯總統和他的幕僚正搭機橫越美國上空。忽然間他心中突發奇想“，我想由窗口扔一張五十元美鈔下去，讓某個人高興一下。”
“mr. president, why don’t you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy? ” suggested his celebrated secretary of state.
“總統先生，您為什么不丟五張十元的鈔票讓五個人高興呢？”著名的國務卿建議道。
vice-president partridge caught on, “golly, mr. president, why don’t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy ?”
副總統派翠基接著說“：啊，總統先生，您為什么不丟五十張一元鈔票，好讓五十個人高興呢？”
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