爆笑英語幽默笑話精選09：The Reason For Not沒去釣魚的奇論（英漢雙語笑話）
9.The Reason For Not Going Fishing
9.沒去釣魚的奇論
Young Johnny turned up late for Sunday school one morning and the teacher wanted to know why. "Well，I was going to fishing，but my dad wouldn’t let me，"said Johnny.
一天早上，小約翰星期天到學校上學時遲到了，老師想知道是怎么回事。
“I should think not，”replied the teacher."And did your father explain why you should not go fishing on this day2”
“是這樣的，我本來要去釣魚的，但爸爸不讓我去。”約翰尼說。
“Oh yeah，”said Johnny.“He said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
“我想今天你爸爸也不會讓你釣魚的，”老師答道。“不過，他向你解釋原因了嗚?”
“解釋了，”約翰尼說，“他說魚餌不夠我們兩個人的。”
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