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        圣誕節英語小笑話:Good Lights 好燈(雙語)

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        關于圣誕節購買燈飾時的英語小對話,這個場景倒是很熟悉啊,你有沒有躺著中槍?

        good lights 好燈

        a customer walked into our store looking for christmas lights. i showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. i did, and each one lit up. "great," she said. i carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. but as i handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "i don’t want this box," she said abruptly. "it’s been opened."
        一位顧客進我們的商店買圣誕燈。我給她看了我們店里最好的牌子,但還需確認一下燈泡是否正常。她讓我把燈泡從盒子里拿出來,然后通上電。我照做了。每一個燈泡都是正常的。她說:“非常好。”我小心翼翼地把這串圣誕燈放回盒子里。可當我把這一盒燈泡交給她時,她吃驚地看著我,突然說:“我不要這一盒,它打開過的。”

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