女性英語 Womens English
你真的聽懂了對方在說什么嗎？有些時候潛臺詞和字面的意思正相反……
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset， you moron！
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about？
Be romantic， turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting， and furniture， and wallpaper.
Hang the picture there = NO， I mean hang it there！
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me？ = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me？ = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat？ = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me??？ = Too late， you're dead.
Was that the baby？ = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling！ = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
The same old thing = Nothing.
Nothing = Everything.
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing， really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
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