男性英語 Mens English
你真的聽懂了對方在說什么嗎？有些時候潛臺詞和字面的意思正相反……
I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie？ = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner？ = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime？ = I'd like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance？ = I'd like to have sex with you.
Nice dress！ = Nice cleavage！
You look tense， let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong？ = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong？ = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now？
What's wrong？ = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex？
I love you = Let's have sex now.
I love you， too = Okay， I said it， we'd better have sex now！
Yes， I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
Yes， I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different！
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep.
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me？ = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
（while shopping） I like that one better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home！
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.
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