我就想確認下這是我坐的那排
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:
"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?"
" Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."
"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."
在電影院看電影時，一位觀眾起身，從他坐的那排位子出來，去了休息室。過幾分鐘，他回來了，就問坐在這排頭上的人：
“不好意思，剛才我出去的時候，是踩到你的腳了嗎？”
“是，不過根本沒事，一點兒不疼。”
“啊不，沒說那個，我就想確認下這是我坐的那排。”
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