你來跟我說說
A few fraternity brothers needed to fill a science requirement in order to graduate, so they spent weeks studying for the final.
The day of the exam arrived and they were more than ready for the test. The teacher pulled out a chart, and on it were different pictures of bird's legs. The teacher said, "This is your exam. Name these birds by their legs."
After ten minutes one boy stood up, absolutely furious, and slammed the paper down on the teachers desk. "Dammit!" he hollered. "You knew I needed to pass this exam to graduate. How could you do this to me?"
The guy begins to leave the room and the teacher yells at him, "Hey you, boy, what's your name?" The student pulls up his pants, revealing his legs, and says, "I don't know sir. You tell me."
幾位大學社團成員必須修滿科學必修課才能畢業，所以他們花了幾個禮拜為畢業考試復習。
到了考試那天，他們已準備得相當充分了。老師取出一張圖表，上面是各種鳥類下肢的圖片。老師說：“這就是你們的考試，根據鳥類的腿部說出它們的名稱。”
過了十分鐘，一個男生站起來，氣得不行，把卷子往老師桌上一摔。“奶奶個腿的！”他罵了起來，“你明知我非得過了這門考試才能畢業，怎么可以跟我整這個？”
這小子邁步要出教室，老師高聲喝住他：“喂，你，那男生，你叫什么名字？”男生撩起褲腳，露出大腿，說：“我不知道，先生，你來跟我說說！”
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