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        趣味圖片英語笑話:Jerome Murphy 杰羅姆·墨菲(雙語)

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        Write that you look like a retard ...

        寫,你看起來像個白癡……

        I've posted super cute pics of the kids on Facebook and then some douchy SOB called Jerome Murphy is saying the most awful things! He writes that Liam seems like "a moronic airhead" ...

        我在Facebook上發了孩子的超級可愛照片后,叫做杰羅姆·墨菲的說是最可怕的事情!他寫道,利亞姆像個“低能兒”……

        When kids trolls their mom

        當孩子歌唱他們的媽媽時

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