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        After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."

        The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled,"Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
        一對年輕夫婦帶著他們的新生寶寶回到家,太太讓先生試著換換尿布?!拔覜]空,”先生說,“下回我來?!?BR>到了第二回,太太又催他。先生感覺挺納悶:“咳,我說的不是換下塊尿布,是說給下一個寶寶換!”

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