英語基本功差：常常鬧笑話
英語笑話（一）
老師在黑板上寫了一句：time is money.并讓同學們翻譯。有名學生答道：“湯姆是瑪麗?！薄 ⌒∶魃嫌⑽恼n時跟老師說：may i go to the toilet?
老師說：go ahead.小明就坐了下來。過了一會兒，小明又跟老師說：may i go to the toilet?
老師說：go ahead.
小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學于是忍不住問：你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎？怎么不去？
小明說：你沒聽老師說「去你個頭」啊！
英語笑話（二）
某日劉洪濤遇到外賓，上前搭話曰：i am hongtao liu，外賓曰：我tm還是方片七呢！
英語笑話（三）
江青會見外賓，要求翻譯要嚴格按她的意思翻，不許走樣。外賓一見到江青，立刻拍馬屁道："miss jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻譯照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上還要謙虛一下：“哪里，哪里”。
翻譯不敢怠慢，把江青的話翻成英文："where? where?" 外賓一愣，還有這樣的人，追問哪里漂亮的，干脆馬屁拍到底："everywhere, everywhere."
翻譯：“你到處都很漂亮?！苯喔吲d了，但總是要客氣一下：“不見得，不見得”。翻譯趕緊翻成英文："you are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."
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