男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列8）
這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下，希望你們也會喜歡。
We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽到自己女人制訂的規(guī)則，以下是我們的規(guī)則。注意！所有的規(guī)則都被列為“第一”，這是有意的。
#1 Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lints, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
第一條：不要問我們在想什么，除非你們準(zhǔn)備與我們討論諸如包肚臍眼的綁帶，霰彈獵槍的構(gòu)造，或者巨型卡車等問題。
#1 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
第一條：如果我們問你們怎么了，而你們說“沒事”，我們就會表現(xiàn)得好像沒事一樣。我們不是不知道你們在說謊，只是覺得不值得為此小題大做而已。
#1 You have too many shoes.
第一條：你們的鞋子已經(jīng)太多了。
（源自《看幽默故事學(xué)英語》 通訊員廈門大學(xué)魏紅心供稿 英語點津陳蓓編輯）
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