男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列7）
這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下，希望你們也會喜歡。
we guys always hear the rules from our women. here are our rules. note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽到自己女人制訂的規則，以下是我們的規則。注意！所有的規則都被列為“第一”，這是有意的。
#1 you have enough clothes.
第一條：你的衣服已經夠多了。#1 if you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
第一條：如果你們問了一個你們并不想得到答案的問題，那就得準備聽到一個你們不想聽到的回答。#1 when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. really.
第一條 ：當我們必須得動身去某處時，你們穿什么都是絕對可以的。真的。
（源自《看幽默故事學英語》 通訊員廈門大學魏紅心供稿 英語點津陳蓓）
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