英語幽默精讀【108】Where It Should Be Plugged
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .
"Plug in nose." is the answer.
※ Notes
?。?） be good at 擅長(zhǎng)于
?。?） copper n. 銅
?。?） expectfully adv.期待地
※ Exercises
根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：
?、?What is the mother good at?
A. seizing every chance to educate her son.
B. learning new things.
C. doing electric work.
D. doing house work.
?、?How old is her son?
A. two years old
B. three years old
C. four years old
D. five years old
?、?What did she show to her son one day?
A. a plug
B. copper
C. two holes
D. her nose
?、?What did the woman want her son to know?
A. to know about electricity
B. to know about copper
C. to know how to use a plug
D. to know about nose
?、?Where did the son think the plug should be plugged?
A. in nose
B. in anything with two holes
C. in water
D. in a car
※ 譯文
插在何處
一位母親十分善于利用每一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)對(duì)孩子進(jìn)行教育。她的兒子只有三歲。一天，她拿著一個(gè)插頭對(duì)兒子說：“看，這里有兩個(gè)銅片，那它一定要插在有兩個(gè)孔的地方。你說它應(yīng)該插在哪兒呢？”母親期待著兒子的回答。
“插在鼻子里！”兒子回答說。
※ 練習(xí)參考答案
①A②B③A④C⑤A
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