Chicken

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　　Bill's mather was called into the school one day by the principal."We are very worried about Bill,"he said."He goes round all day cluck,clucking." "That is right,"said bill's mother."He thinks he is a chicken." "Haven't you taken him to a psychiatrist？" "Well,we would,but we need the eggs."

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