英語笑話笑死人不償命63: 免驚啦(雙語)
No Worriess
免驚啦！
At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother,
在游泳池旁，一個小孩問他媽媽，
"Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming?"
“媽咪，媽咪，我可不可以下去游泳？“
"Certainly not, darling. The water's much too deep. "
“親愛的，當然不可以，水太深了。”
"But Daddy's swimming, Mommy. "
“可是爸爸不是在游泳嗎？媽咪！”
"Your daddy's insured, sweetheart. "
“你爸爸有保險啊，甜心。”
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