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        One moming a colleague said,"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like l'll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs into myIeaving early,then I won't be in at all."

        一天上午,一個同事說:"明天我要早一點走。“當天下午他又補充說:“看來我明天要晚一點來。但是,如果我要來得晚,又得早走的話,那我明天干脆不來了


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