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        英語笑話:給女士讓座

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          導語:笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣,也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話,老外也許還納悶中:“很好笑嗎?”老外笑的掉淚的笑話,我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……

                         

          Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."     

          "You've done the right thing," says Mommy.

          "But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

              

          小強尼說:“媽媽,今天早上和爸爸在公車上時,他叫我讓座給一位女士。”

          媽媽說:“你做得很對呀。”

          “但是,媽媽,我是坐在爸爸膝蓋上的。”

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