青蛙
Frog
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket."
He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a
second,thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."
青蛙
老師正在給學生上生物課：“現在，我將要給你們看我袋子里的這只青蛙。”接著，他把手伸進口袋，卻拿出了一份雞肉三文治。老師滿臉困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一會兒，說道：“真奇怪。我明明記得我已經把午飯吃掉了。”
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