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        雙語笑話 再來一瓶

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        A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "
        A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."


        以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進(jìn)行,一個演講者動情地說:“酒精可以破壞夫妻關(guān)系,甚至導(dǎo)致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”
        這時一個男人大聲喊:“再來一瓶白蘭地!”



                                             

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