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        A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

          Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

          He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous (丑惡的) child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

          When his wife blushed(臉紅), he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

          His wife confessed, "Not this time."

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