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• Marriage Joke(8)

  　　Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work，so Bob just went straight over to Joe‘s place. When they got to the door，Joe went straight to his wife，gave her a hug and told her how...

  2018-12-31 英語笑話

• Doctors Joke(6)

  　　This guy goes into a doctor‘s office. The doctor says，“Oh，Mr. Jones！We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news？”The guy shrugs and says，“Well I guess...

  2018-12-29 英語笑話

• 英語笑話:最后一天

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• English Jokes -Talking Too Much

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• 我想我是一只火雞

  I think that I am a chicken Billy:What is your problem? Patient:I think I am a chicken. Billy:How long has this been going on? Patient:Ever since I was an egg! 比利：你哪里不...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 我希望能有你這樣的意志力。

  A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman and said,＂I haven’t eaten anything in 4 days. ＂　　She looked at him and said,＂God,I wish I had your willpower.＂ 　　一個乞丐...

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• 趣味英語：老外如何辨別中國人（3）

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• 誰簽署了獨立宣言

  　　A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?"　　He said, "Damn if I know."　　She was a little put out by his swearing, so she told him t...

  2018-12-07 英語笑話

• 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Hindsight 后知之明（中英雙語）

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  2018-11-01 英語笑話