雙語笑話 心理醫生
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Psychiatrist
心理醫生
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "l've got trouble.Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. l'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and l'II cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" one hundred dollars per visit. " I'll sleep on it, " said Jerry. Six months later the doctormet Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.¨For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for$10．"" Is that so! How?"¨He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!"
杰瑞去看心理醫生。¨醫生，我有些不對勁。每次睡覺的時候，我都感覺有人在床下。我要瘋了I…‘給我一年時間，¨醫生說，“每周來三次，我會治好你。¨¨怎么收費呢？”¨每次一百美元。…‘我會認真考慮的。¨杰瑞答道。六個月后醫生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，¨為什么你再也沒來呢？¨醫生問。¨一次一百塊錢嗎？有個酒吧服務生收了十塊錢就把我治好了。真的？他怎么做到的？”他讓我把床腿鋸掉。現在那兒沒人了！
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