雙語笑話 兩個盜賊
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump！"
兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西o第一個說：¨我聽到警報響了，快跳吧！”
The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”
第二個說：¨但是我們在13層啊！"
The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl！
第一個朝他大喊道：¨都什么時候了，還這么迷信！¨
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