雙語笑話 假如生活是一臺電腦
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
lf life were like a computer
假如生活是一臺電腦
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it ! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. You could click on "find"( Ctrl,F)to recover your lost remote control and car keys. To get your daily exercise,just click on "run"!if you mess up your life,you could always press "Ctrl,Alt,Delete" and start all over!
你可以通過控制面板增加或者刪除一些人：可以把孩子放進回收站，然后在你喜歡的時候再還原；可以通過調整顯示器的設置讓外袁更好看：可以在吵鬧的時候關掉音箱；可以點擊¨搜索¨找到丟失了的遙控器和車鑰匙：鍛煉身體的時候，點擊¨運行¨。要是你的生活一團糟，同時按下¨ctrl，alt,delete 鍵，一切就會重新開始。
單詞&詞組
pickpocket 扒手，小偷
smell 有難聞的氣味；氣味，臭味：嗅覺
silent 寂靜的，沉默的
as a matter Of fact 事實上，其實
proscription 藥方，處方
stink 散發出惡臭，發臭味
now that 既然
clear up 打掃干凈；治療，治愈：處理
control panel 控制面板
racycle 使再循環，反復應用
display 顯示，展示
mess up芎糟，陷入困境
知道不知道
英文的放屁有很多種說法，比較通俗的說法有fart，可用作不及物動詞和名詞.如果想文雅一點，比如有的小朋友喜歡把¨放屁¨說成¨排氣¨，那么英語里就可以說break wind，或者cut the
cheeseo此外，比較正式的用法還有expel gas，pass gas等。
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