每日一笑（4.21）
Do remember not to smoke
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
"Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
千萬(wàn)記得別抽煙
候診室里坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人，當(dāng)醫(yī)生傳喚他時(shí)，
他滿面愁容的說(shuō)：「醫(yī)生，怎么辦？我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油！」
醫(yī)生回答他：「喔..沒(méi)關(guān)系啦！記得這幾天不要抽煙！」
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