每日一笑（4.22）
Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist.
"Is the baby * fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor.
"* fed, of course!" replied the woman.
"Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered.
"What? ...But why?"
"Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you."
The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.
The doctor carefully examined the woman's *s, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly.
When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!"
The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"
一位婦人抱著BABY到一間婦產科。
醫(yī)生問婦人說：BABY是吃母乳還是牛奶啊？
婦人：吃母乳！
醫(yī)生：那請你把衣服脫下來。
婦人：啊！？為什么？
醫(yī)生：請你不用緊張，這里是婦產科，絕不會對你有任何侵犯的。
婦人半信半疑的脫去了上衣。
醫(yī)生用他的手在婦人的胸部上摸摸，下摸摸，左搓搓，右揉揉。
對這婦人說：難怪BABY會營養(yǎng)不良，你根本就沒有母乳嘛！
婦人：廢話！我當然沒有母乳；我是BABY的小姨！
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