趣味圖片英語笑話:kids are kids孩子總是孩子(雙語)
Honey, kids are kids - they do stuff!
親愛的,孩子總是孩子,他們做的東西!
You should have thought about that before we got them ...
我們有他們之前你應該想到……
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