The Choice of Word（選詞）英漢雙語笑話
One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word "Dady" to teach their baby.
During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry "Dady". His wife said to him, "Darling, she is calling you." Then she turned to sleep.
Notes:
(1) shake v.搖晃
(2) wake up喚醒；吵醒
Exercises:
根據短文填空：
① John was back home _____work.
② He found his wife was _____their daughter who was only half a ear old.
③ She said "Da-Dy" _____ the baby many times.
④ During on night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken _____ by the cry "Dady".
⑤ Then she turned _____sleep.
選詞
一天下班回家，約翰發現妻子在搖半歲的女兒，嘴里反復念道：“爸-爸。”約翰心里感到美滋滋的，他的妻子選擇了“爸爸”這個詞首先教孩子。
幾周后的一天夜里，約翰和妻子被一陣哭聲驚醒了，“爸-爸！”“她在叫你，親愛的。”妻子說，然后翻身竟自睡了。
練習參考答案：
① after ② shaking ③ to ④ up ⑤ to
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