英漢雙語笑話4
一秒鐘與一百萬
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"上帝說:"一秒鐘."最后男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鐘."
2.
fish say
What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
"dam!!!"
魚說
當魚游進一個水泥墻里面的時候，魚會說什么?
"水壩!!!"
3.
Why did it make you late
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black,
“Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
“Why did it make you late?” inquired the teacher.
“Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time,” replied Mike.
那什么會使你遲到呢
邁克上學遲到了。他對老師布萊克先生說：“對不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢見了一場足球賽?！?
老師問：“那什么會使你遲到呢？”
邁克回答說：“因為兩個隊不分勝負，因此持續了很長時間。”
4.
Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car
pulled them over.
‘Why on earth were you driving so fast?’ the policeman yelled. ’
Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!’
超速的理由
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。
“你們為什么開那么快？”警官喊道。
“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發生事故前趕緊到達目的地?！?
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