雙語(yǔ)笑話關(guān)于放屁的問(wèn)題

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A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

有位小老太太去看醫(yī)生：“醫(yī)生，我有愛(ài)放屁的毛病。其實(shí)也不是大問(wèn)題，只是我放屁不臭而且沒(méi)聲音。事實(shí)上，我在這里已經(jīng)放了20多個(gè)屁，但是你并不知道對(duì)吧，因?yàn)槲业钠ú怀?，而且還沒(méi)聲音?！?/P>

The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."

醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“好的，我明白了。吃這個(gè)藥片，一天三次連續(xù)吃七天，下星期你再來(lái)?！?/P>

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."

一星期后老太太來(lái)了，“醫(yī)生，你到底給的我什么藥，現(xiàn)在我放屁還是沒(méi)聲音，但是怎么這么臭！”

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“太好了！你的嗅覺(jué)正常了，現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始治聽(tīng)覺(jué)?！睔g迎來(lái)論壇分享更多：　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

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