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        趣味圖片英語笑話:Putin 普京(雙語)

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        I would like to reiterate that I think I on ALL official photos should appear bare-chested ... You have noticed my bare chest, right?

        我想重申,我想我應(yīng)該赤裸上身出現(xiàn)在所有官方照片……你已經(jīng)注意到我裸露的胸部,對吧?

        Putin is not welcome when the PR people brainstorm strategies

        當公關(guān)人員頭腦集體討論策略時普京是不受歡迎的

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