當年輕的女服務員出現在湯姆工作的大樓咖啡館
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"
"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.
"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"
當年輕的女服務員出現在湯姆工作的大樓咖啡館。湯姆受寵若驚，因為她至少比他小15歲。有一天她揮手示意湯姆。于是湯姆走了過去，她問，“你是單身嗎？”“是的，”湯姆回答說，在她微笑寬。“我母親也是，”她說?！蹦阍敢庖娨娝龁?？”
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