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        我利用他們作為一個枕頭

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        Once there was an egghead with his servant. One day, he told his servant to bring some books. The servant took two or three books that he considered to be the most famous, but the master said, "Not enough." The servant got one more book, but the master still said, "Not enough! Go get three more." After the servant did this, he said, "Now that's it." The servant asked, "How can you read so many books in such a short time? You kept saying 'not enough,' 'not enough.'" The egghead replied, "I'm not reading them. I'm using them as a pillow."

        從前有個書呆子和他的仆人。有一天,他告訴他的仆人帶一些書。仆人拿了兩或三本書,他認(rèn)為這些是最有名的,但主人說,“不夠”。仆人又拿來一本,但主人還是說,“不夠的!再拿三。”之后,仆人這樣做,他說,“現(xiàn)在呢。”仆人問道,“你怎么能在這么短的時間內(nèi)讀這么多書?你一直說不夠,”不夠。”書呆子答說,“我不讀。我利用他們作為一個枕頭。”

              

                                

            

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