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• Police Joke(32)

  　　　An inebriated crook had a little problem and ended up at the police station.“Couldn‘t you get that crook to confess to the crime？”asked the police chief.“We tried everything，Sir. We browbe...

  2019-01-02 英語笑話

• 我們遇到了許多穿著整齊制服的學(xué)員

  My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed unif...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 英漢幽默故事選讀【37】

  The Big Baby　　"You'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband . " I'm not feeling well."　　"Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear. " her husband said. "I'll be pleased...

  2019-01-06 英語笑話

• 從沒逮著過

  從沒逮著過An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people...

  2018-11-25 英語笑話

• Jackasses jokes

  Jackasses jokes A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,...

  2018-11-20 英語笑話

• 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之高尚職業(yè)笑話(3)：專注于工作(雙語)

  Unit 3 Getting into His Work 專注于工作The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession. 一位...

  2018-10-30 英語笑話

• 鱷魚皮鞋

  　　A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way（非常地）， but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors w...

  2018-12-25 英語笑話
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  加菲貓和喬恩午飯時間的對話-看漫畫學(xué)英語之加菲貓[3]--雙語幽默漫畫

  jon:garfield,sometimes i have to ask the big questions.喬恩：加菲貓，有時候我必須問你一些重大的問題。garfield:when's lunch?加菲貓：午飯是什么時候？jon:like,what is my purpose?喬恩：我要干什么？garfield:t...

  2018-10-30 英語笑話

• 趣味英語短片閱讀

  　　Belling the cat　　Long ago， there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice while they were stealing food.　　One day the mice had a meeting to talk about the way to deal with their comm...

  2018-12-10 英語笑話

• 以“命”抵命

  A Life for a Life The English author，Richard Savage，was once living inLondon in great poverty．In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life，but not many copies of the bookhad been s...

  2019-01-18 英語笑話