別太自私
A mother is admonishing her son.
----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
----But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.
別太自私
一位母親在勸告她的兒子。
"聽著，約翰，別太自私，讓你的弟弟和你共用一輛自行車。"
"媽媽，我是讓他。我先騎下坡，他再騎上坡。"
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