幾個(gè)英語詞
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger.
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"
幾個(gè)英語詞
法庭上法官正審問一個(gè)搶劫犯，由于該犯是一個(gè)不會(huì)說英語的外國人，審問很困難。"你一點(diǎn)英語都不會(huì)說嗎？"法官問。"我只會(huì)說幾個(gè)詞。"搶劫犯回答。
"你會(huì)說哪幾個(gè)詞？"
"你是要錢還是要命！"
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