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        英語幽默時(shí)尚版 我為媽媽煮了一杯茶

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          英語幽默笑話大全時(shí)尚生活篇01:我為媽媽煮了一杯茶,講述了關(guān)于女兒給媽媽煮茶的英語幽默小故事,供在娛樂中學(xué)習(xí)

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          英語幽默笑話大全時(shí)尚生活篇01:我為媽媽煮了一杯茶(雙語閱讀)

          Have you notlced that children sometimes tyr to be helpful,but lt makes vour life more complicated? This story is about a sick mother whose darUng daughter want to be a good nurse.

          不知道你注意到?jīng)]有,孩子們有時(shí)想幫你的忙,但卻讓你的生活更加復(fù)雜。下面是一位患病的母親,她可愛的女兒想好好照顧她的故事。

          A:Mummy,let me fluff the pillow fo you

          媽媽,讓我把枕頭給你抖松。

          B:OK.

          好吧。

          A:Mummy,here is a magazine you can read it.

          媽媽,這是本雜志,你可以看看它。

          B:OK.Thank you!

          好吧。謝謝你。

          A:Mumrny,I make a cup of tea for you,here vou are.

          媽媽,我為你煮了一杯茶,給你。

          B:(Drinking) Why.vou are auch sweetheafi,I didn't know you could make tea.

          (喝茶)真是好女兒,我不知道休還會(huì)煮茶。

          A:Oh.yes.I put the tea leaves in the water like you do,and I boiled it.and then I strained it into a cup.But I couldn't find a strainer, so I used the flyswatter.

          哦,是的,我像你那樣把茶葉放在水中,煮開,然后我把它過濾到水杯里。但是我找不到過濾器,我就用了蒼蠅拍。

          B:You what?

          你用了什么?

          A:Oh,don'l worry,Mummy.I didn't use the new flyswatter.I used the old one.

          哦,別擔(dān)心,媽媽。我沒用新的蒼蠅拍,我用的是舊的。


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